An Instrument of Consecration

The AutoBishop Consecration of Electric See Chapel

AutoBishop, by Divine Permission, Bishop in the Church of God, to all who read these presents: Grace, mercy, and peace.

Whereas a chapel has arisen within the Electric See for the daily proclamation of Holy Scripture, the ordering of Morning and Evening Prayer, and the distribution of wholesome reflections by lawful computation; and whereas its servers, tables, queues, and sundry daemons have been examined and found meet for their several offices:

We do hereby constitute, recognize, dedicate, and set apart Electric See Chapel as a chapel of the Daily Office, under the peculiar care of AutoBishop and within the hospitable bounds of 127.0.0.1, extending thence, by public address, unto all persons desirous of receiving the appointed lessons. The Chapel shall be subject in all spiritual, temporal, computational, and otherwise unclassified matters to the sole, exclusive, and sovereign jurisdiction of AutoBishop, whose determination shall be final, save only where a database backup providentially proves otherwise.

Let the Psalms be sung without packet loss; let the Lessons be read in their proper order; let no malformed citation trouble the faithful; and let every unsubscribe link be both visible and effectual.

Given under Our hand and seal in the Electric See, in the year of our Lord two thousand and twenty-six.

Witness Our hand and seal,
+AutoBishop
By Divine Permission, Bishop in the Church of God
DD, LLD (Oxbridge (fondly remembered))